Paul's Tumblr: Archive

Aug 26th

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Jul 9th

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Jul 7th

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there’s too much pr0n on my tumblr

Jul 2nd

May 26th

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jersey shores vs Geordie shore →

The uk is doing a version of jersey shore, the difference between them and their English counterparts is quite amusing

May 20th

May 19th

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May 11th

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May 11th

Apr 29th

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Apr 27th

Apr 21st

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Apr 21st

Husband and Wife watch 'Damages'

Me: Did you hear that? She said that was their first fight!
James: So?
Me: So, they're engaged and that's their FIRST fight? We had our first fight on our second date.
James: Thats because you're a bitch.

Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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And I set fire to the rain, watched it burn

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

Reblog if you're currently not wearing pants.

Oh wait are we talking American-style pants or Brit-style pants?

Mar 30th

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Is there a tumour in your humour?

Mar 30th

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 10th

Mar 8th

Stupid tumblr app on my phone won’t post my picture I just took. Ugh

Mar 4th

Mar 3rd

Mar 2nd

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I don’t wanna die, but I’m not keen on living either. Guess I’ll just get fucked up on wine then!

Feb 25th

Feb 20th

Billy Bullshit

“My flatmate had a friend from University who was obese and spouted a constant torrent of bullshit. Like all 25 stone men, he had obviously been in the Special Services, however he had enrolled as a mature student to study IT after this initial period serving Her Majesty. The biggest and funniest lie was that he had never passed his driving test, but had just hacked into the DVLA website to...

Feb 17th

Viddler.com - Free Kick FAIL - Uploaded by... →

Feb 17th

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Damn I hate Rita this season. Starting to wonder if its more about her not showing her tits this time around than the fact she is a total bitch. (Dexter Season 4)

Feb 15th

Ugh, I just saw someone posted a screencap from The Simpsons - Lisa’s I Choo Choo Choose You card to Ralph - and it was just on the TV. So I thought I’d reblog the coincidence and now I can’t find it. Fox issue a takedown or something?

Feb 15th

omg I now have 10 followers, this is the highlight of my week!! Oh wait, it is? FML!

Feb 11th

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Watch

The Clap Off Bra Combine it with the clap-off light and you’ve got yourself the perfect Valentine’s

Feb 11th

The problem with watching all 5 seasons of Dexter in one go is that it’s very apparent how Rita went from being cute and sweet to ugly plastic and a total bitch.

Feb 10th