Feb
17th
Thu
17th
Billy Bullshit
“My flatmate had a friend from University who was obese and spouted a constant torrent of bullshit. Like all 25 stone men, he had obviously been in the Special Services, however he had enrolled as a mature student to study IT after this initial period serving Her Majesty. The biggest and funniest lie was that he had never passed his driving test, but had just hacked into the DVLA website to create his own driving licence. I once loaned him some money. He gave me a cheque, which bounced. I suggested that he hack into his bank to add the required amount of money to his bank account. Tosser.”
(Source: billybullshit.com)
